Bio: I am a hairless cat named Bufford. I spent most of my days in the lap of luxury. Caviar in crystal goblets and the nippiest of catnips. I was a god! Then I woke up and the feast just didn't seem quite so fancy. So I decided to pack up, move to San Francisco, and start a film megalomaniacopoly. That is all. And please, no photos of my tail you animals.